I had early access to the details, if you sign up for this opportunity to be a OpaquePrism™ representative and be your own boss, I can let you in all the details!

Some guy jumped out of an airplane? That’s just Rong..

I believe history will show that Elon Musk is more of a Thomas Edison than a Nikola Tesla.

Jensen Interceptor

xenon ion thruster engine.

A brand new Jeep with quality control issues? I’m shocked.

Not just any team, but a team of oil drillers…because it’s obviously easier to train oil drillers to be astronauts than to train astronauts to drill a hole.

This is probably super expensive. Why not send a team to drill a hole and detonate a nuke inside of it? Sounds reasonable!?

unfortunately, we are on jalopnik, so because it doesn’t come with a vinyl bench seat, 3-speed manual and a 60hp N/A diesel inline-4, we must all proclaim that it is terrible and stupid and no one will buy it.

Damn it ford, just put the Model T back into production!

This might be one of the best unexpected things written here in a while.

That’s me too - cervical spinal cord injury - and MS/Xbox has pretty much made a lifetime customer out of me with the Adaptive Controller and their continued push for better accessibility. I’m happy for your cousin; welcome (back) to the gaming community : )

My cousin literally cried when he saw the accessibility controller from them, he's paralyzed from chest down and has limited use of his left arm, so he was so freaking happy when he saw that he could use the tools he already had and get back into gaming.

Wheelspins are a dime a dozen in the game, your residence money is MUCH better spent on the house that allows you to fast travel to any road. After spending 200+ hours in the last game, being able to fast travel directly to event locations is one of the more useful and time saving things you can buy.

actually what the fuck

Seconded. A Kizashi is also great option that is less of a penalty box.

2000s or 2010s Suzuki SX4 in a hatch or sedan. AWD, comes in a manual, hatch versatility, good mpgs,  and used prices haven’t gone through the roof like if you wanted a Crosstrek

I never thought I’d miss the overpaid studio execs who used to design movies by committee. Then the algorithms came.

The most frustrating thing about America is that you have this shadowy cabal of powerful progressive elite leftists, and they spend so much of their unlimited resources cancelling loudmouth pizza executives that they never get around to practical policy stuff like firing all the cops or burning down the suburbs.

“The steer-by-wire system also eliminates annoying vibration from the road that normally transmits through a mechanical steering column.”