Fucking Dodge Stratus.

GTI seats do look nice in plaid.

“The article is a sponsored collaboration between Ford and G/O Media Studios.”

Except for one guy, someone else on earth is richer than you. No matter how you want to play it, this always remains true.

That probably has to do with what they’re trying to sell. In my experience it’s usually spot-on for something like an LE or SE Camry, but it will undervalue something like an every-option XLE and overprice a base manual 4-cylinder.

A used dealer that knows what it is doing is checking prices and adjusting to the market regularly. I worked at a place where the used car manager did every morning. I forget the site(s) he used, but they moved a lot of metal. If the car sits for any length of time, it is either overpriced or otherwise not…

Is kinja being kinja for anyone else? When i go to notifications and click on a reply to me it just sort of plops me down into the middle of the comments and sometimes i cant even see the comment at all even if i click through all of them? 

That tent looks like a distressed chicken.

The manual first gen Saturn Vue is actually the holy grail of SUVs because all the plastic made it more rugged than the stupid steel SUVs.

I was hoping to see a scorpion logo. Its a rule that when you name a car after an animal you have to make that into a cool logo.

This looks like a combination of Torch’s and David’s ultimate dream vehicles

While I agree that the cost of driving does not go to zero, it is also obvious that David has leased or purchased a series of Electric Cars, most of which are high performance machines with high performance price tags. What he spent on these vehicles is similar to what he would have spent on similar gas powered machine…

Drive To Survive:

The only thing worse than buying a Nissan is ending up with 2 of them. 

I’m really partial to the late 90's/early 00's BMW OEM wheel choices.

I’m just going to go ahead and drink 6 beers and try and re-read this review. Gotta get into the same mindset as someone who hit “publish” and thought it was a good idea. Even the pictures look drunk.

This whole schtick was funnier when they actually had Jalopnik’s lawyer review cars, specifically because they didn’t really care about them. Or HamNo.

Right. I started typing this and saw your comment:

I don’t have any particular feelings about Jaguar one way or another, but why review expensive cars on this site at all if every other sentence is going to be something snarky about how much it costs, or how little the supposedly clueless buyers will care about something?

What color is that Infinity?