While I agree that the cost of driving does not go to zero, it is also obvious that David has leased or purchased a series of Electric Cars, most of which are high performance machines with high performance price tags. What he spent on these vehicles is similar to what he would have spent on similar gas powered machine…

Drive To Survive:

The only thing worse than buying a Nissan is ending up with 2 of them. 

I’m really partial to the late 90's/early 00's BMW OEM wheel choices.

I’m just going to go ahead and drink 6 beers and try and re-read this review. Gotta get into the same mindset as someone who hit “publish” and thought it was a good idea. Even the pictures look drunk.

This whole schtick was funnier when they actually had Jalopnik’s lawyer review cars, specifically because they didn’t really care about them. Or HamNo.

Right. I started typing this and saw your comment:

I don’t have any particular feelings about Jaguar one way or another, but why review expensive cars on this site at all if every other sentence is going to be something snarky about how much it costs, or how little the supposedly clueless buyers will care about something?

What color is that Infinity?

I work in a SUPER low-rent trucking company, and my boss gets paid between $13,000 and $15,000 a month for the truck I drive. Out of that he has to pay me, pay for fuel, pay for maintenance, pay insurance, pay parking ($600 a month for five trucks) pay tonnage, (like registration) pay employee insurance, pay taxes,…

Yeah, I’d imagine that putting a million miles on them very quickly doing heavy hauling makes them require a good bit of maintenance. No one wants to lend to someone that’s going to use the shit out of it, not take care of it, and then just stop paying on it when it breaks down.

The issue to me is more the revenue side. Steady work can *gross* $4K-10K per week. So if you’re doing that, the payment is easy.  But for an O/O to find and maintain that work is pretty hard.

You mean I can’t get a negative-equity-rolled-in-200-month-high-interest loan?  Pfffffft, you can keep your “what’s it gonna take to get your into that new Peterbilt today” spiel. 

Ghostbusters: Afterlife comes out in June!

Hopefully Paul Rudd pops in for one last Mac and Me clip

2nd: Here is the world’s tiniest violin playing a sad song for the doctor in the 4,000 sf house who’s getting ripped off by luxury brand Tesla.

I have it on good authority from a very well respected and influential Twitter account that the tree is in fact a Tesla shorter and deliberately moved into the path of the vehicle.

In before (obligatory):

Eh, I have a solution.