Check out BLK 3.0 by Stuart Semple. It was designed specifically to fuck with Anish Kapoor.

And the 300 is dead now, they really should take it off their site since you can’t even order one any more. Pacifica or bust for Chrysler now.

If we have someone pay for a truck with a cashier’s check, it takes 10 business days for the funds to 100% clear. I won’t hand over a set of keys or a title until that 10 days has passed. 

Speaking of colour, why is everyone’s profile picture now just a pixelated patch of different colours?

Toyota 4Runner. Hell buy one that already has 250k on the clock and it will still probably outlast most other stuff on the road brand new. 

I was helping my mom get ready for a big event and I had to go pick up food from a local caterer and they spilled a 5 gallon pot of fish stew in the trunk of her Escape. They first paid to have the carpets shampooed, that didn’t work so they tried it again. That still didn’t work so they paid to have the carpet in the…

For anyone still following this, A1 has lost their booting permit until further notice

I had a 2008 Saturn Astra that within 6 months of owning the car the finish had started corroding off of the plastic roof rails. When I first went to the dealer they basically told me to eat my hat, they had never seen that happen before and it must have been something I drove through or washed it with etc. About 3…

Get in line, I have been waiting for years!

I try not to, mostly because everything there is more expensive anywhere else, but it’s the last stop I can make before work, so it’s usually an “oh shit I forgot to stop” type scenario.

I stop at that gas station sometimes for my smokes and morning Monster. The guys who run it are super dirtbaggy and are almost certainly working with A1 in all of this bullshit. 

But we control all the media don’t we? How was this allowed to get out then? Someone is definitely getting re-circumcised for this.

Yeah my first thought was “What in the actual fuck is happening with the roof in the front there?”

The grey top kills it for me, should have been black. The green with that interior though is *chef’s kiss*

My mother had to borrow my car one day, and as a thank you she thought she would run it through a car wash for me. She was extra considerate and made sure to use one of the touchless ones, so “those dirty rags” didn’t scratch the paint. What she didn’t consider was the cost of heavy refinishing on the two rims that…

2004 BMW 330ci convertible. The carfax needed two pages to show all of the previous owners, and it had even more problems than you think it did. 

No it’s clearly duck season

I’m almost one year into being a Canadian in the US, and one of the most unexpected things I miss is a Timmy’s honey cruller, they just can’t get them right down here.

This is an accurate description - 1989, just like my homie T. Swift.

The original Tyco Rebound. I’m pretty sure it was one of the first R/C cars that could flip and drive on either side. There was a forever under development subdivision near my parents house and we used to launch this thing off of dirt piles that were 10-20 feet high and it would just keep going. It could spin on the…