I'm not even attempting my usual Dundas-Stoney Creek

I used to have to drive on this bridge ever day for my commute and always wondered how the bridge would handle this exact situation..........

Taking ignition designs over to GM

It looks like the girl on the left is wearing a Pineapple-based fruit hat

Same as what the other guys are saying, the tiny mass of the fish means it will not hit as hard. Same reason why you can drop a cellphone from waist height and it will be fine but your laptop will not enjoy it.

Isn't that a GT40 and not a GT? Too nitpicky?

Ummm, it's only a two seater? Or does the cross-bracing only take up the trunk?

you should see my health card (canada eh?), it truly is a perfect strategy

Aren't you aware about always avoiding any annoying alliteration?

Shit or get off the 4-pot?

I know the guy in the cube van at the front!

You ever try doing it in a closed top shopping cart?

But without the ~800 lb. ft. of transmission destroying torque, how will you never hit the 155MPH limiter?

Just try not to pull a Jeremy Clarkson when he bought that CL with a V12, was cheap as hell and ran great until it lunched itself

Subtle?

Touche

The Subaru horseshoe grille......who drank all the Saki?

I agree, this would look great on my Imp!

You beat me to party cat!!!! Hidden somewhere in my Impreza is a feline that knows how to get down!!

I worked for Porsche at an autoshow. They designed the rear hatch to fit a single golf bag. Hopefully your buddies have their own ride to the course?