What if the trolls are trolling about quitting?

I found this article hard to take seriously after the first guy professing his newfound love for the star wars prequels.

What we’re looking at, in the absence of red-handed guilt, is the NFL, its investigatory arm, and that arm’s hired experts railroading an investigation with shoddy, biased works of bad science, and then holding up their homework to Roger Goodell, who sticks a gold star on it and calls it “highly credible.”

The people making the bare knuckle argument are the same yahoos saying no helmets would somehow make football safer, but really, it doesn’t matter that much.

You know I usually find myself in agreement with a lot of articles that take the side of fighter safety. But there are also exceptions like if there is a belt on the line, then I want to see the fighters duke it out till the bitter end. What if Lawler v. Macdonald 2 was cut short when Rory was getting tuned the first…

This isn’t a court, the NFL can’t issue warrants, they have absolutely no right to search his personal property. I say this as Jets fan who loves that the decision was upheld. Goodell is a moron and his handling of this incident, like every other thing he has done recently, has been appalling.

It was his personal cell phone. I don’t quite understand why everyone thinks that he should be forced to give that up to the NFL investigators.

Here’s the ridiculous thing: they had the cellphones of the two guys they (the league) were accusing of tampering the balls pursuant to this “scheme”.

funny this comes out so quickly after accusing someone else of trumped up accusations of racism.

Boy, it’s crazy to think that someone would trump up a racism scandal against their enemies. Who would do something like that?

It might not’ve been unfair to Cowherd, cause he’s a dope and his message was still offensive and stupid.

Yes, looks like you guys were super close.

Yeah, I’m sure you would do all of those things, Keyboard Warrior.

Not gonna lie, totally thought the dog was a Bear Cub.

Why the fuck is this on Kotaku?

Since all the dinosaurs are female and they talk to one another, presumably about anything other than men, would that mean that Jurassic Park has the highest score on the Bedchel Test?

Oh my god, another Jezebel post praising the Galloway Gals? We get it, they were very influential in the feminist/dinosaur film landscape, let’s talk about something different for once. Jeez!

You could ask this about 90% of any scene from any movie or television show ever created. It’s a silly question to ask.

This is very Slate-y.