I dont believe you have children.

same setup, no issues

A video of the boat being pulled out of the water and then catching on fire would have been a viral hit for sure. 

64 yr old was British, that was his hard Brexit.

Disembodied sunglasses

In 2018? I expected to hear about a 70-year-old man in far too much touch with young women.

Finally, a reason to watch soccer (for 30 seconds)!

I did but the envelope’s ticking...

Or as it’s known in NYC, the Trump.

Well, when the hell are you supposed to do it?? Once you start actually dating someone, you start exclusively jerking off to other people.

Yo, how can people be like this?  Isn’t fuzzy teeth and bad breath just the worst feeling?!  I don’t get it.  I work with a man like this.  He smells like he ate the south end of a north-bound cow.  I’m queasy just thinking about it. 

Looking at that poll, did they just stick a fucking notice up on 99Designs?

They’re all crooks and grifters, the whole family...and some, I assume, are good people.

I heard she ghosted him.

Yeah...I’m going to need some more information because something isn’t adding up here. Especially the Delta ad at the bottom of the statement.

I think we all need a song to cheer us up - and this is simply magnificent:

Can’t even blame the legal weed yet

“I’d have just shot the fuckers.”
-American police officers

What a farce, it would have gone so much more smoothly if everyone had a gun.

Yeah but he started as a YouTube personality back in 2006 when he was 15, so this seems like it’s an autobiography, but instead of a guy it’s a girl.