Except he doesn’t know what he likes, not really.

I almost went with Laddie to throw a little curve ball at the end, but that darned Greyhound is just too pure of a lovable idiot to pass up.

Yo. Marylander here. I don’t want to say this recent crab tossing all started with the Caps Stanley Cup run, but crabs =/= octopus (Detroit red wings) or Catfish (Nashville predators). I don’t think I have to explain why.

If I put 4 nuts, one tube for air and another for gas, and 10 of my buddies around my car... SOOO much would have gone SOOO wrong...

Marylanders, but we usually throw cans of Old Bay.

I once whipped my uncle’s ass at Tekken 3 in front of all of my cousins. Like a week later, his son starts acting up at school and at home. I don’t think it was a coincidence: his kids lost all respect for him.

Sometimes I lick the button just to remind my immune system that I’m running the show and that it’s spending a lot of effort on keeping a total moron alive.

Nah, that makes it much more fun! Then you can feel like a DJ... P-P-P-P-P-PLEASE-PLEASE-PLEASE WAIT. 

I think we all know what Xatu sees in the future: Ash.
It exists in a constant temporal flux, everything a bizarre amalgamation of their past and future states.  But Ash... Ash is the only constant.  Eternal, unchanging, horrifying.

Living in Chicago, where there are few golf courses he could walk to, I’m sure that he played the “low class” game of bowling. Probably even shot pool.

McCain was a huge piece of shit, a terrible pilot, a bad soldier, a spoiled brat, a shitty husband, and a worthless politician. The point is that there is no reason for anyone outside of his family to ever mention him again in any context - *especially* not the motherfucking president of the goddamn United States of…

Why is it surprising that the Trojans would admit people who shouldn’t have gotten in?

I started on DDR 5th and fell out of the arcade community in the gap between Extreme and Supernova, so I’m inclined to agree with you solely based on the small range of mixes I’m personally nostalgic for. I tried working my way through DDR history on the 1st, 2nd, and 4th mix machines around the area, but I couldn’t…

If you feel like games are cheaper and better a year later, maybe stop buying them the day they come out?

I’m playing Yakuza Kiwami 2 right now and I’ve literally spent a good three hours grinding up my ladies for take on the evil cabal of corporate Cabaret. Sure I have to stop an impending Yakuza war but Cabaret!

Thats funny that you think Valve has humans evaluate their games. I assume that same bird drinking toy homer simpson got when he became really fast.

Whitebeard, that man who was so badass he grew a gigantic moustache, called himself Whitebeard, and dared everyone to correct him.

I dunno man, Bullseye was handling pretty well until Fisk through a monkey wrench into the works.  

... all because a power plant employee was asked to close up the plant on his birthday, and fell into the vat of electric eels. :(