Getting fired sounds like a choice ;).

It’s the southern version of “It’s the goddamn Catalina Wine Mixer!”

Straight out of the Randy Marsh playbook.

Maybe you’re not, and that’s why you’re not a world champ like myself, buster.

“It insists upon itself.” I recently saw a genuine movie review where that was the entire thrust of the reviewer’s argument and had a hair-in-hands, “YOU KNOW THAT’S A PUNCHLINE, RIGHT,” moment.

Family Guy’s greatest strength has always been its realistic argument/crosstalking scenes - the one I hold up as par…

Eurotrip is an awful movie, but everything about the “Scotty Doesn’t Know” scene from the stunt casting, the stunt castee’s performance, to Kristin Kreuk’s silly dance, to the actual incredibly catchy pop punk song is great.

Also, I would never call CB4 a tepid comedy, but there’s a few gags in there that come out of nowhere and are the funniest shit.

You fool! It’s a shot of vodka chased by a shot of Ragu!

harry potter and the “we have seen enough anime to know where this is going”

“All we had to do, was get on the damn dropship CJ!”

+1 very upset Daenerys

Sweet dreams are made of this,

Well, you see, there weren’t any pedestrians present. If there were the Camaro wouldn’t have dared such a bold move. Pedestrians are Mustang territory.

In Yugioh Duel Link, theres a “glitch” where all your opponents are now Tristen Taylor.

I hate to credit a Hooser but Billy was robbed on that second throw by ghosts.

Here’s why this is never a compelling argument for me. What game isn’t fun with friends? Hell, just doing nothing is fun with friends. So if this game requires friends to even start being fun, what is the game providing?

If I had one wish that could happen, I wish we could have an open sourced Aki-style Def Jam game. That way I could just created any and all rappers in it. I don’t even think I’d do a lick of wrestling cause I’d be too busy creating people.

like this comment if you want to see a Kotaku Dot Com Chop Championship Tournament streamed live on YouTube next week

what a twit - why not simply travel to tibet and learn to become the sorcerer supreme, like any other self-respecting supercar-wrecking neurosurgeon.

First time hearing of talking your way out of being black for the purposes of incrimination.
I’ll have to try that next time:
“You’re looking for a black guy? Officer, how is there any way possible the color of my skin could be construed as being black?” I’m most definitely brown.