If you’re not rubbin....you’re not racin.......

At the rate my two year old is going he is going to try and find a way to get some gators or snakes in the ditch before jumping it.

Now I recognize it!

A wild Mustang appears!

Someone who appreciates the superior packaging efficiency, the smooth yet efficient V6 and the flexibility of 7 passenger seating!

You forgot the most important reason why people love Carmen Sandiego. It was a game that was actually fun that we were allowed, nay, ENCOURAGED to play at school.

Why can’t fruit be compared?

‘ᵈᶦˢ ᵇᶦᵗᶜʰ ᵈᵒᶰ’ᵗ ᵏᶰᵒʷ ᵇᵒᵘᵗ ᴾᵃᶰᵍᵃᵉᵃ﹖

She’s probably on the same retirement plan as most girls with fake tits:

Step 1: Get huge tits
Step 2: Find a socially awkward nerd with loads of cash
Step 3: Profit

You’ll notice there is no “???” part of this plan. It’s worked a million times before.

That’s like where 4 or 5 dudes simultaneously season the same pot of rice with soy sauce, right? 

I miss Def Jam and FreakStyle series.

Giving tree has zero fucks left to give.

“Ever wondered what George Washington would look like as a pretty anime boy?”

Even his expository small talk was filled with his accomplishments rather than his shortcomings.

Baking a cake is the “flying a plane in Um Jammer Lammy” of Parappa the Rapper.

It’s not clear if any video exists of the stunt attempt.

I actually shouted “OH MY GOD” when I first saw this.

This is the most college story I’ve heard this year.

That’s the most fascinating part. The steak thing really gets me. Suddenly it’s like super patriotic to order your steak charred to a crisp because that’s how Our Trump And Savior eats them. And to order them otherwise makes you some effete pinko liberal fart sniffer.

You are correct. Referring to your spouse as “mom” or “dad” in a family conversation is perfectly normal. As in “Mom is going to live somewhere else because dad had dinner with his female coworker last night.”