The only people who complain about females apparently getting free shit rained down on them in MMO’s are the same idiots who are dumb enough to think that giving a girl a ton of shit in a video game will somehow get them laid.

This is why all of my mmo avatars are female, not even kidding. Made a joke female avatar years back on Conquer Online and hid it from my guild. Had someone invite me. My own guild would give this alt meteors and dragonballs for free and I could barely get any assistance with leveling on my main. I didn’t even talk…

Here is a good idea.

Minor graphics improvements - I don’t care that the PS4 Pro makes that one fuzzy bush now look sharper. I don’t give 2 shits about the quality of Scorpio’s pixels. As long as the basic/slim consoles play the games, that’s about all I really care about.

In DC, everything. No lap dances. You have to drive to Baltimore to find a halfway decent club.

Sadly this is just like the time I asked my dad to come to my college graduation and he sent copies of old child support checks instead.

“Hot stuff, comin’ through!”

All Pokémon must now be Machamp, and hang sheet rock or rebuild muscle car engines for hobbies.

MEANWHILE IN GEN 6:

I just don’t even know anymore...

right,subways are large mass transit cars, so they would be both impractically large and would not contain the nutrients for a human being to consume. and worse if you include the tunnels and tracks, they would taste awful.

I don’t quite get baseball, but I’m impressed that there’s people dedicated enough to the sport to know what orientation the court is built to spot these errors.

I I’m super hip on the Mass Effect backstory, but if her race has such a weak immune system, how is it possible for her to get it on with the player and not die from exposure?
Especially with all those foreign fluids flyin around, wink wink.

We still have intermissions in between acts of movies these days. They’re just 2-3 years long now. And we have to pay again.

Multi-Slayer

Single Slayer

Please tell me you were born in ‘98 and not ‘89.. or that you are too young to remember 989 sports.

I hear those things are awfully loud.

It is no longer delayed. Henceforth, it is Schreier’ed.

Man, Yogi Bear is going to be all over that.