In reality, the production Taycan’s color palette will be limited to the German rainbow:

I love when NPR, the “intelligent media,” does a story on what it calls the shortage of workers, and goes and digs up some dipshit business owner who says, “I just can’t find anybody to fill these jobs!”

I’d have asked what they did to make God mad at them.

There’s a different twist on that story— a bunch of Model 3 owners have been waiting MONTHS for the car to get released from delivery center, but because they financed the purchase are making car payments on a car they’ve never even sat in.

“Judgement secured”

Heavily armed citizenry is the real mistake.

USS Trump

Very true, no sentient being was present in this vehicle at the time of accident.  Another Tesla lost for no good reason :(

I mean, I’m an old ass cracker from Fresno via Oklahoma. I got the gun thing covered. I mean,except for the part where I’d have to drive to the shop and open the safe. You think they would wait?

If you’re high you’re high, be it weed, opiates or 4 beers. Alcohol counts.

I’d imagine you can smuggle massive amounts of contraband in the panel gaps alone

This may be bigger than we thought. It turns out that there were many early, unsuccessful attempts at this BMW theft scheme worldwide that only succeeded in disabling the turn signals.

His tunnel boring machine must have hit a major breakthrough, given the rate at which he is digging himself in a hole.

Just think.............of the millions of sperms released, this guy was the fastest.

Role playing involves consent and I don't think that this guy gets that. 

Looks more like they had NO idea how the car wash operated. They completely ignored the bright, illuminated, flashing “STOP” sign right by their door. It’s like they thought they had to drive through it slowly as the brush did its thing.

They just aren’t very smart... as demonstrated by the fact that they, presumably,…

For all the bullshit spewing from their mouths, that was an absolutely artful boulder drop onto a tiny target. Kudos to the bobcat operator.

But lower taxes, AMIRITE!?

I bet I could be pretty happy with the bonkers adventure that driving that thing across country would be.