After so many years with Kris Jenner, Bruce, you do you! Do what makes you happy! Honestly, life is too short to not be who you want to be.

My babybear isn't quite that crazy, but she climbs the walls and parkours all over the apartment on the regular.

Most Christians aren't very familiar with Jesus.

I was a teen in the eighties. The entire decade was a beauty disaster. Where to start? The blush applied with a "contour brush?" The multi colored eyeshadow? The ungroomed brows? The crunchy hair? The year I "went goth?" (1985-1986)

I would have stuck my fingers in my vagina and painted fuck you with period blood on the wall, but I'm an animal.

LOL weed does nothing for me save give me cotton mouth and make me paranoid. Give me all the opioids!

Not older than me. I just used the google. Sure beats microfiche or the Reader's Guide to Periodical Literature.

Happy Saturday, Jezzies! Rough week here, turned bullet-dodging, blessing-in-disguise better in the end, I think.

I think sometimes abusive parents have a tendency to believe the lies they've told themselves about how wonderful their children's childhoods were. Particularly if their children turned out to be decent adults.

I agree here. I mean, I wear yoga pants because it's my profession. I teach yoga, so I wear yoga pants every day. But, when I'm not teaching, there's a dress tossed over them because I like that look. It's my look and I like it. It has nothing to do with lustful men.

With this, all covered up like in a dress and…

Holy shit. Six thrusts?! Why would be want to make that a known fact?!

My cat looks like Kate Winslet. "Paint me like one of your French girls."

I've never been married to a man and at this point don't ever plan to be, but I regularly hear about men who once managed to prepare meals for themselves and wash their own dishes and clothes when they were single suddenly forgetting how to do any of this about a week after they got married.

No no no :) She is a teacher. And totally pro-science/medicine/etc. That's what prompted the placenta/lactation discussion, actually.

This kind of shit just exhausts me. It's just attention whoring.

Thank you. We're both doing well these days - I just bristle a bit at the jokes about cats not caring if their owners are sick are hurt.

Ok i made it clear i was NOT putting them on the same level. I was using it as an example of how people can be blinded to assholeish horrible behavior by those they're close to even when it's obvious to everyone else. If it seems that i am saying the two things are the same then i apologize, that wasn't what i was…

Hands up: who skipped the video and went right to the comments?

Yay for cats for seniors! I used to take my cat Meera with me when I read to them, because she was so agreeable that she'd sit and purr in any lap she was in. She meant so much to them; they really missed their pets.