Jadeowl
JadeOwl
Jadeowl

I was just reading some comments about the Depp/Heard story on other sites and I’ve concluded that a video could emerge of Johnny Depp repeatedly punching Amber Heard in the face, and the internet would still declare her to be a gold digger who deserved it.

So fucking depressing.

In winter, it's only 33 stories.

I recently met a vegan Crosfitter who answered the age-old question.

Growing up, there was a redheaded girl at school who was a few grades above me. For the entirety of my elementary school career, I was asked by kids on an almost weekly basis, “Oh! Are you Ellen’s little sister?” I never even met Ellen. We had no reason to know each other. And yet because of our shared hair color,

The Secret Service...had to protect a reporter...FROM A PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE AND HIS CROWD. I just....

I was going to guess 14-15.

Money is the best moisturizer.

I'm 25. He looks 12.

My first comment, which I decided to not make: Dude looks like he’s 12.

I came to say the same thing. He looks like a high school freshman.

yep, that 25 year old looks 12, 14 tops.

No. I was thinking the same thing. Maybe it’s an odd angle or something, but that guy looks like he’s 12 years old.

I’m 22, younger than him. He looks 12.

Am I so old that 20-somethings look twelve to me, or does that 20-something actually look twelve?

Who the fuck didn’t clear their weapon for a demonstration? Or did they think using live rounds during one was a good idea?

Screw that. If you buy a car then it is yours to do with as you wish, and that includes seeing if you can sell it at a profit to someone that wants it more. It is called capitalism.

How much money do you think Ronnie Reagan sent to the Ayatollah back in 1980 to pay for holding the hostages then and releasing them just in time for the inauguration. They got what they were promised by Reagan in August of that year when he sold out the hostages for the Iranians to embarrass Carter so that Reagan

*cough cough* saudi arabia *cough cough* egypt *cough cough cough*

It continues to amuse/irritate me to no end that these people - white, conservative, religious - are the real face of welfare fraud. Not saying that other people don’t cheat the system but the FLDS have turned welfare fraud into an art form. Yet somehow when some people use the term ‘welfare queen’ you just know the