One of my favorite Aykroyd skits.

Confessing man is shot, in bed, with an arrow that came thru a window. What's the sensible thing to do?

My only complaint is EVE's legs. She was plenty badass without them. Other than that, awesome :-)

Looks like a badass Johnny 5!

Flash! Ah-ah! He'll bore everyone of us! Seriously. Take one of the most swashbuckling heroes in sf and fantasy and come up with this boring crap free from swash and buckle. Ming, not so much meglomaniacal as middle management. Just turd city all around.

I'm not even sorry that I absolutely loved Legend of the Seeker. It was so much fun to watch, even if it only stuck to the barest possible bones of the book plot. I was really bummed when it got cancelled.

All together now:

First up for me (No, not that Avengers):

But the later seasons were so good!

The Last Airbender

Dungeons and Dragons

Wouldn't know, seeing as being a millenial means you weren't born until after Return of the Jedi.

I have three and a half year old twin boys, who can kill a gallon of milk in about a day and a half, easy.

To be fair, May just finished getting tortured.

I know the INCREDIBLE fight was stuntwoman vs stuntwoman, but Ming-Na looked SO GOOD that it was entirely plausible.

I found these:

I have to agree with that tweet. The May vs 33 fight was top notch.

"So welcome Ewan McGregor to the Doctor Strange casting list!"

That's the problem with being a woman who studies history (and why I quit being a history major). Male "historians" (*cough* George Will *cough*) can plagiarize, make shit up, etc. and they're a hero. Female historians open their mouths and there are twenty men yelling "I WANT TO SEE THE PRIMARY DOCUMENTATION".