Your theatre sounds more fun than our theatre.

The man behind us in the theater yelled, "Are you shitting me with the blackface?" And the entire theater laughed. I laughcried.

according to Sleepy Hollow he once tried to create a Frankenstein type monster out of soldiers and indians to fight the headless horseman

Possibly tied with "let's get out of here before the iceberg runs out of gas."

Line of the night: Coulson when suggested he use yoga; "I tried but I'm not really flexible."

Wow. So a drunken pussy hound was a little lax in his professional life? I'm quite surprised.

The movie doesn't work as well as more contemporary intelligence stories do.

This is a smear campaign entirely orchestrated by Ichabod Crane.

"Three men may keep a secret if two of them are dead."-Ben Franklin

He was also kind of an asshole, according to Ichibod Crane.

Looks like someone's been using Hammer-tech to load that thing.

Mere moments before tailing Lt. Cmdr. Data through the streets...

Dearest Citizens, Including Those We Sentenced To Death:

You just know an Iberian is going to do something crazy when they are dressed in all white.

When a Basque is coming over for dinner, whatever you do, don't ask them for an ETA.

I vote for barbaric.

I'm slightly disturbed that I have developed a Dalek-like attitude in regards to our current military actions against whatever they are calling themselves this week.

They did a good job, with my daughter noticing he looked like Matt Smith faster than I could notice.

Star Wars, no doubt. I was born in 1978, so if I'd just been 4-5 years older... I did get to see at least one of the original trilogy in theaters, though, with ROTJ. Rancor gave me nightmares for several days after that.