Miss. Cheese is getting a nice 2-3 carat pink Sapphire with little diamonds on the side in black gold as my way of showing her she's gonna be my cheese forever.
The media tells me I should be jealous of Swift's mile long legs and come hither eyes, but I only envy that she can carry her cat, one-handed, onto the street without being clawed to death. What's her secret?
More like a Dalek
Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We do, we do! Who keeps Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? We do, we do! Who holds back the electric car? Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star? We do, we do! Who robs cavefish of their sight? Who rigs every Oscar night? We do, we…
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Who puts an uzi into a 9 year old girl's hands?!?!?!?!
OMG. Mike Brown's juvenile record is going to be public knowledge while we still have NO information on Darren Wilson besides what internet sleuths have dug up? Why, once again, is the dead person the one on trial?
It's hard to argue that Jennifer Lawrence and Scarlett Johannson are not attractive women (although, Scar-Jo's…
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That is some calculating Tywin Lannister shit right there.
Man, I could read an entire book on the Martells alone. I think the problem is they were introduced too late and seem to take away from the main characters/houses we know.
Man found his look and KEPT that fucker.
My favorite non military application of a Minigun...