We miss Pam and Angela from The Office. Like, a lot.

I'm not a stripper, but I'm close enough. Honestly, there will ALWAYS be dudes who ejaculate during a lap dance even if that's not their intention. It's gross and unsanitary but it happens. This is kind of taking advantage of the situation but it's 1. more hygienic, 2. less embarrassing for all involved and 3. more…

Later in the game, after a few vodka and Red Bulls, the man returned to open the bottle by waiting until it turned around to order a drink and then sucker punched it for talking to his girlfriend. The bottle fell and split open on the ground more than he intended. He would later plead down to a simple battery and…

Awww, it's NEVER the merman.

As a citizen of New Haven and a Yale alum, I can tell you that she should definitely report the rape to the police, but that the police here are chickenshit when it comes to Yale because the university has the mayor and the entire town by the balls, economically. So that's why nothing would happen.

He's in the bathroom, for christ's sake. There's toilet paper right the fuck there!

That's like threatening to fight every heterosexual at a Melissa Etheridge concert.

This is bug-nuts. I know I am in the minority on Jez regarding gun stuff. I am cool with that, that being said the defense doesn't even make sense. Ezekiel Gilbert thought that sex was included in the $150 price. It wasn't. This was not a nighttime theft it was a contract dispute. Even in Texas you don't solve a…

C'mon, no Pilot? Rigel? D'argo? That creepy alien fox taxidermist thing?