I think the Revolutionaries would find out first hand that an ordeal by cold water wouldn’t work as advertised on a real Enchantress.

If he doesn’t run into a certain Enchantress on the way there.

The local peasantry would be scared shitless of going anywhere near that castle, on account of their first hand knowledge of magic.  

Prince Adam’s title doesn’t necessarily mean he is from the Bourbon Dynasty. He could be a prince étranger.

But, if the town was attacked by Portuguese marauders, that means the town of Villeneuve is on the coast or so close to it as to make no difference.

I found out when I watched a YouTube clip of his three-way rap battle with James Corden and Cara Delevingne.

Because they all hate this show, so they might as well acknowledge that it’s a collegiate opinion of the io9 staff as a whole.

Amen to that.

I’ve seen YouTube videos with better production values.

It did?!

I would rather shoot myself in the foot than watch Requiem For A Dream ever again.

When there is not valid reason to build a wall other than xenophobia, it is appropriate to call it a xenophobic wall.

Maybe the Grandmaster is the one renting them out to the Kree Empire.

At this rate, by the time Sabrina shows up and starts unleashing actual magic, it will fit right in.

She also speaks Spanish with the thickest Castillian accent you can imagine.

Well, fuck.

While I’ve no doubt the show is not going to be anywhere as good as the previous Marvel Netflix shows, I’m going to reserve my opinion on whether it actually qualifies as their first failure until I see it.

Oscar was awesome! Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise!

Mary Elizabeth Winstead hasn’t had the chance to chew the scenery like she did in that movie ever again.

At the time, and with the right bra... yes.