I sold my 2002 Mustang GT for $5000 and bought a 1988 Civic wagon with 200k on it for $1900 back in Dec. I love the car, the mpgs are great for road gigs (i'm a comedian) and when it overheated and blew a headgasket, I researched how to change it on the internet and did it myself on the street in front of my apt!…

Chrome trim around windows. I am stunned so many new cars still come with that tacky bullshit

I did a spicy news segment a few months ago and the only joke I wrote was the last one.

I love how they talk about being able to hear the pops and ticks that you normally wouldn't be able to hear because of engine noise, then play terrible generic rock music over the driving segments...