One thing I’m looking forward to, if we don’t all die first, is what his presidential library will look like. I’ve been to a few, and they’re all quite different. LBJ’s is all “look how much shit I got done.” Kennedy’s is all “look how attractive my family is, sailing around Cape Cod.” GWB’s is all “look, if you were…

I have a friend who allowed a journalist to quote her under her real name in a critical article involving the Trump administration awhile back. I wont go into detail, don’t want her to get any more heat. Anyway, she was the only source in the article to not request anonymity, because she thought the article would…

Right?! Knowing me and my paranoia, I would have called 911 just to report it as suspicious behavior. I am an unabashed narc, sorry. I had a friend in h.s. that was a pyromaniac, unbeknownst to us, and it wasn’t until he was arrested for burning down three homes in his neighborhood that we kind of looked back at past…

Yeah, the part about the guy approaching a neighbor and asking that really made my hair stand on end. It all seems really creepy and messed up.

So why would the neighborhood drunk set a house on fire?

Haha. 25 years ago I was making a move half way across the country. My friend and I were kind of delirious and we thought we made this game up. We had a friend named Kenny we thought was kind of gross, and we used him in a few scenarios. She married him 20 years ago. You are right, I don’t give a f#@k.

What are the odds an Alabama drunk would be a violent Republican?

They promised him booze money to do it.

I would say it is bad because it indicates that no-one in the White House can keep him in check. We have had mentally incompetent Presidents before, but their family and staff were mostly able to step up and fill in where needed. I am not sure that we have ever had a President who was not only corrupt and mentally…

I literally gasped and shouted “oh my fucking god I HATE THE WORLD”

The answer lies within your moniker.

Oh my goodness, I want to hug your prefect dog

45 because he’s a nevernude and I imagine I would have to touch him the least. Bannon looks like you could get drunk off his breath and ugh he looks like he smells like a geriatric ward. At least 45 showers.

This is a photoshop from an Onion article, I believe. He’s a sallow rot of a man, but he’s not actually physically decaying this much. Yet.

If your favorite person on earth could be saved from a horrible death by having sex with either 45 or Bannon, would you, and which one?

Isn’t Pee-Tape Leak redundant?

(credit to @KrangTNelson)

Those Lewandowski photos are giving me life.

If angry Buddha and Shrek had a baby, it would be SHS.

As for that photo of Sarah Huckabee Sanders? My first thought was “angry Buddha” so I looked that up. This was the image I got - and, well, it’s uncanny!