JackTrance
Jack Trance
JackTrance

Yeah, Duritz is too ugly to deserve love. WTF, did jezebel get bought out by a some superficial bro website?

This article is bullshit. You could have listed couples where one of the them was a general shithead (Chris Brown, Keven Federline, etc.) but instead you chose couples where the man is not conventionally attractive. OMG, look at Lyle Lovett's hair! Adam Duritz is too ugly to deserve love!

Because there is a huge difference between your bald space marine shooter with 2000 extra polygons.

She is still using catchphrases from her 2008 fiasco, so she has that going for her, which is nice.

What a dumb fucking comment.

Michelle Obama is GORGEOUS and Joan Rivers, as always, is a piece of shit.

This is an awesome article, Stephen. Out of all the gaming journalists out there, you more than anyone seem to be able to get the most interesting answers out of Nintendo developers, language barriers notwithstanding.

I love you.

You originally responded to me, Audra.

This. There is nothing sexist about acknowledging that sexism exists.

Its not that I could not think of a good "comeback" (comeback, lol, what are we in 8th grade?), it's that you are not worth conversing with.

Calmer than you are.

That's cool, and we agree 100% on the issues. There's just a better way to say it, that's all.

Jezebel and the "notallmen" movement gives her license to castigate entire groups of people, as long as they are in the majority.

"Those negotiations, like all negotiations in the age of Obama, got stalled."

Greg Gutfield looks like a tiny penis stuffed into a miniature suit.

Because the majority of both men and women are awful.

Dodai has a quota to fill.

Meh, celebrity men get this question all the time. And for men, it usually comes with the rumor that they are gay if they are not married. George Clooney, anyone?

The puddle swimming mechanics, the gamepad jump mechanic, and the fact that it doesn't appear to look or play like every cookie-cutter brown military shooter on the market.