He’s a boring President, and that’s the way I like him.

It’s nice to have a leader who just does the damn job.

President Joe Biden is old.

As someone that has worked on a teller line before, and is still in banking(Fortunately, I climbed a long way from the line), I can tell you that this teller should have been canned right then and there. NO TELLER AT ANY BANK IS ALLOWED TO TURN A CUSTOMER AWAY, JUST BECAUSE THEY DON’T WANT TO GIVE THEM MONEY. Even if…

Do they not have metal scrappers in oakland?

Put Jeep badges on them and David Tracy will come take them away for you.

Maybe it’s my American sensibilities kicking in, but is 15 really an adequate age of consent?

I seem to recall a cheer-mom in TX a few years back took out a hit on her daughter’s cheer-rivals.

Wow, you’ve really proven me wrong about the whole boomer thing.

‘Because my name was not Mike Pence, I wasn’t worried about their gallows.  Which they had erected in front of the building.’

“It’s sad and scary that they think the lynching mentality they and their followers have, also exists in the heart of their opposition.”

The doctor who first diagnosed Diabetic Tourettes is being nominated for the Nobel Prize in Medicine. 

He took the 5th amendment during his deposition 75 times. That’s what, once for every $4 million he earned from the company doing the fraud? https://www.sun-sentinel.com/opinion/fl-op-col-rick-scott-medicare-fraud-20181002-story.html

I think he makes a great point.... and I am pretty concerned that older folks in Arizona are getting a little senile, and we certainly wouldn’t want any low-quality dementia votes coming in. So, I think they should pass a law that all folks over 65 need to get a dementia screening within a week before voting, and have…

Don’t forget, one this state’s largest industries is Medicare fraud.

I object! I wore fancy suspenders in the suit I got married in. I made it through the whole day without forcing a young person to drink their own vomit.... a fact that I am very proud of.

Everyone seems to have forgotten that Homer owns the Denver Broncos.

“...outlawing abortion...”

...and not a single Republican supported it or contributed to it positively.

And on a team based in an area with one of the highest Jewish populations in the country. What a goddamn idiot. 

Leonard totally stepped in it not only because he used an anti-Semitic slur (on a team owned by a Jewish owner in a league with a Jewish commissioner, no less!)