What’s a winter? - SoCal resident

what the fuck is that supposed to MEAN?

Robert Monster? Even latter day Simpsons episodes would reject that name as too on the nose. 

Bill Clinton’s impeachment trial was way longer.  For lying about a blow job.

Four fucking days. It took me longer than that to pay my last parking ticket. 

For the freshest sandwich, always ask for extra pickles (which are perfect on both the chicken and fish sandwiches); that way, they have to assemble the sandwich at POS versus giving you a stand-by.

“This whole thing needs better planning — or not done at all.”

Don’t know how they’d be at acting outside of WWE but...

You sick fucks; didn’t you realize that Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man are siblings!?

That is my real concern here. Superglue is probably more dangerous because it’s more solvent and will penetrate a lot more, but both cure when they come into contact with the water in your skin. I think I’d start sanding it off, then go for the acetone. 

It’s pretty old hat. And like anything Trump tried, most others seem more competent in their ability to pull it off.

“Warning: Easy Off Oven Cleaner should NOT be mixed with Kahlua for a tasty cocktail, not fed to babies In lieu of pureed peas, not used a currency to purchase a monthly transit pass (continued on other box)...”

Whaddya mean there’s no shitter?!?

Which is sad because Frank Castle would beat the crap out of the Q and right wing assholes.

It’s the loser racist spam troll, don’t bother.

Can confirm (good friend of mine), and don’t even think about spelling a client’s name wrong in a legal document.

as a child that once had Mad Magazines, I loved this !

This. They know perfectly well that the people who *matter* to them wouldn’t bother to read this if it was an eighty-page exposition of the Chewbacca Defence - their minds are made up. It’s almost a power move to suggest that, hey, Democrats, we despise you so much that we can’t even be bothered to spell correctly.