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So instead of putting the face of Mitch McConnell up there you put Nancy Pelosi like it is her fault. Then again over 70 million white folks decided that things were hunky dory and needed to stay that way. I mean Taneshi Coates said it best white people would rather be white than free. The Senate ain’t done shit for…

You glourious basterd.

Well, I did nazi that coming!

Wunderbar

Just beautiful. Thank you.

That’s what really gets me about this whole thing: Republicans are the ones who removed the individual mandate, then they turned around and said “Look at this illegal stuff that totally wasn’t illegal until we messed with it! It should all be illegal!”

Pardons only work AFTER you admit full guilt to a specific crime.

Indeed

Chris Rock said it best:

Orange President = Banana Republic 

Damn, man, and I thought I was old. LOL

Dear Kotaku, why is this random article from 2008 on my kotaku homepage.

I was on Jeopardy in 2012. I was sporting a modestly impressive jewfro at the time. During the breaks, he likes to tunelessly sing to himself. As he was taking pictures with all of us, he sang “here’s a guy with my hair from the ‘70s” to himself as he approached me.

It’sh only natural that Sean Connery would drag his archnemesis to the afterlife.

I'll take it, always liked Gemco better.

Building #19.

I’m glad you’re here my fellow American.