Nice social programs at home don’t erase genocide abroad.

George W. Bush reminds me that Trump is little league when it comes to bad presidents. LBJ reminds me that W. is beer league.

And yet anytime I fix my mom, or person of her generation’s phone, all I do is close the 100x open apps, clear the memory, and hard restart. I am suddenly the creator and master of fire.

Next they’ll tell us a weekly, hard reboot is a waste of time as well. Who manages their time to the seconds? If you're that busy, hire some assistants, you must be a member of the real life Roy family.

I refurbished an old Record 9 speed, complete set. I put everything in an ultrasonic cleaner, got new jockey wheels, fresh ultra slick cables, polished everything to a blinding shine, refurbished the bottom bracket, and waxed a new degreased chain. Dialed in, it shifts better than anything electronic, I will fight…

Agreed, plus, Zuckerberg already bet billions of dollars and thousands of jobs on this tech replacing real life, and proved where most people stand.

I’ve seen that vacuum before

Destroy them? County gets to fill its pockets FOR SURE. Tow fee, impound, storage, traffic tickets, misdemeanor penalties, court fees, and auctions. Much appreciated, by their local government and will further motivate them to come down heavy on sideshows in the future. Plus, it would be considerate of the Sheriff’s…

The repo companies are going to be sending steaks to the sheriff’s station. So many cars with 83 payments left.

‘Trust us, we don’t do that’ is hard to accept from any corporation. Especially when we know for a fact the government has been mining audio since 9/11.

I wish there were microchips in the vaccine. Stupid thing might have actually prevented people from getting covid.

‘Trust us we don’t do that’ is difficult to accept from any corporation. I just want to skip a couple of years to the Frontline episode where we find out the lies.

The common thread in a lot of these stories, including my own, are Meta apps. They are more intrusive than we originally assumed. 

I was sick last week. I had a conversation with my girlfriend over the phone of investing in a home sauna. Why is there a home sauna ad on my Instagram feed? I didn’t do any Amazon or Google searches or Facebook related app searches for anything to do with saunas.

My only hope is that Tim Burton goes back to his roots and minimizes his use of CGI. Costumes, makeup, claymation, and practical effects make that original movie special and timeless.

If I could subscribe to Prime delivery ONLY, and save a little money, I would. We know why Amazon has the second biggest subscriber base and it's not because we love their programming. 

Welcome to America, where CASH IS KING, and WE SHOOK ON IT, are good enough for a lot of people.

I don’t believe this type of theft is systemic, as it requires a lot of planning, time, and proper location with low foot and car traffic to be successful. This seems more opportunistic and specific to the needs of the thief or their fence.

I’ve never done a private car transaction. Is it some sort of insult to ask to see the ID of the buyer?

I demand that anyone famous, who thinks Robbie and Gerwig were snubbed, name the person who doesn’t deserve their nomination in directing and lead actress. Otherwise stfu, the movie made $1.4 billion. Robbie and Gerwig wouldn’t have won anyways, the same way the movie itself and Ryan Gosling aren’t going to win. God…