Tell them the gunman is black, they’ll firebomb the entire block from a helicopter real quick.

He only showed up because he heard Tristan Thompson and Kanye weren’t invited.

In the year 2022, people are really getting into arguments over magazine covers. How is Sports Illustrated even in business? How is ANY magazine in business? I know dentist and doctor’s offices have propped them up for a while, but since COVID they don’t even want you in the waiting room for longer than 5 minutes.

When everything is a controversial act, slowly everyone gets numb and stops caring. None of the blogger/social media activist approved comedians could fill a quarter of the Hollywood Bowl’s capacity, and Dave Chappelle does it on multiple nights.

Nintendo, Sony, and Microsoft might not think so.

Meanwhile Gabe Newell: I’m sorry you were under the impression we are for sale, but we are a boutique digital hat store! Good day, sir!

It's as bad as you can imagine. You know there is a junior executive meeting where they're asking 'where's our Eldin Ring?'

People under 25 don’t know who India.Aire and Brandy are, maybe Ray J because of the earbuds and Kim Kardashian. There’s whole channels on Youtube where young kids are hearing Biggy, Wu-Tang, and Nas for the first time and having their minds blown.

I can imagine the meeting where this was presented. So many awkward tech bro high fives.

Jesus said, “Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them, for the kingdom of heaven belongs to such as these.” -Matthew 19:14

Also Probably Jesus: What the fuck assholes? I didn’t mean ‘send them to heaven by not feeding them so they can meet me’.

The mustang into the crowd meme is a meme for a reason.

I have no doubt in my mind that management and executives at rental companies buy fun ass cars on the company dime for personal use, beat them to hell for a month or two, and then put them into the fleet. I can’t even blame them.

They were so close to getting it right. Another entry in the Arkham series where you play entirely as one of the members of the Bat Family, would have been greatly welcomed. Then the story writes itself: Where is Bruce? Can Dick lead the Family/will he become the new Batman? Can Jason find redemption? Can Barbara…

They are THIS close to achieving a non-hormonal male contraceptive. I dare them to ban that.

I don’t want to besmirch the reputation of cat ladies, many of them are fine individuals, who come from a multitude of political backgrounds, but I was raised Catholic. The pro life church ladies who would really push the message were the biggest cat ladies I had ever met or seen.

I tried telling my nephew: that any market where a significant percentage of its participants are straight-up cons, and running scams, with zero oversight, or accountability, is not a market with much of a future. He said the zero oversight was a feature not a detriment. I guess he wants to learn the hard way.

Scoreboard Alito. The US beat the British so we don't have to listen to assholes who serve Their Majesties.

This is 100% truth. Republicans have never lied about what they intended to do to abortion rights. Dems push the cart down the road on almost EVERY issue.

Jesus: What? I didn’t...how is this? Where and when did they conclude THIS from what I was saying?

Unfortunately ticket prices have gone up over time but you get a great show for the whole family at M-m-m-m-m-m-m-MONSTER-JAM-JAM-JAM.