There was glue from the factory on the door of a new car I was about to buy. I literally made them buy a glue solvent that would not damage paint or clear coat, remove the glue, and then wash, wax, and buff the whole car, before I signed a damn thing. Also got my mats for free. I am a firm believer in being the…

He kept seven properties, the song masters, trademarks, trusts, Apple stock, Beats sale, points on the package, Eminem’s hair bleach, Kendrick’s syrup sandwich, and 50's dimples? She didn’t get shit. He got off damn cheap. Jeff Bezos’s ex was: half of EVERYTHING or die MFer.

Worse. Tesla bro comin. They’re going to remind everyone that the Tesla X is impossible to roll over because it’s center of gravity is near the tunnel Elon is building because the batteries are heavy and on the floor next to the rockets. Plus the robot driver would have never gone into the roundabout, it would have…

Imagine that friend dynamic where it’s terribly obvious who the better writer is? They would read and critique each other’s drafts so I can’t imagine how even better Tolkien would’ve been without Lewis’s input.

With less innocent eyes: Edmund misses mommy, and he wants witch mommy’s...delights. It’s not about selling out your brother and sisters for old people candy.

Yo, good catch.

Fauns, which are the Roman version of Greek satyrs, are classically associated with hedonistic behavior: music, drinking, dancing, and sex. Lot of their stories are associated with seduction, rape, masturbation, and bestiality. They always have erections, are the embodiment of the male fertile spirt, and in Greek…

Woodley messed up bad, he dropped his left, and props to Jake for recognizing it, he threw the perfect opportunistic right cross. That was boxing 101. If you saw the whole fight, Paul had been tagging Woodley with the same right in the earlier rounds but nothing landed as flush as the last one.

Boxing is a joke. The average active pro fighter makes less than $40k a year. That’s before taxes, promoters cut, and training that comes out of fighter’s pockets. When Oscar de la Hoya came at the UFC for mistreatment of fighters, everyone who knows the truth had a real great big laugh.

Hey. Remember 9/11? Wasn’t terrorism a thing around here?

Solo complaining about teamwork in 2021...

Fellow Bronco fan here. Our team and fans did right by DT this weekend with a proper sendoff. That win was the most appropriate thing they could’ve done for Thomas’s spirit and his family. Loved that guy, and by all accounts he was well loved and respected by all. I hope that energy from on high carries them through,…

While Mahomes was struggling, they were winning on defense, for once. I am scared of this team now that the offense is also clicking.

HBO knows how to throw a wedding. I was so happy for Tom. He didn’t screw or betray anyone, he gave them all their comeuppance. Shiv is horrible to him, and literally offered him no future when he asked her what his place will be in the new order. She said, ‘we’ll figure it out.’ Roman spits on Tom whenever he can.…

I liked Juno, my criticism was that real working class people don’t talk like that. Succession, it makes sense that billionaires talk like that, and how would I know? I have no personal relationships with billionaires, and most of us don’t. There’s a mystery in the fantasy of it all. Juno? Not so much, because I know…

I’m trying to figure out how anyone who took a paycheck from R Kelly isn’t behind bars right now. THEY ALL KNEW.

But I guarantee every single otaku binged the day it came out, even to just crap on it. The problem is the show had no legs in the following weeks with general audiences which could be due to bad reviews or bad word of mouth. Word of mouth is powerful, it’s how something out of left field like Squid Game came to be a…

Obviously she doesn’t. He’s basically gotten away with it and she’s never had to say the name Epstein. She stayed married to Bill and condones his activity with zero repercussions.

They call him the worst president like we forgot what W did.

I want to see her speech as president as to why Bill was good buddies with Jeffrey Epstein, who’s suddenly dead in his jail cell from suicide after being put on suicide watch with the cameras not working. You thought the 2020 elections were fun and whacky, imagine the alternate universe where she was running for…