So when can I meet this Perfect Being?

This is how bad sci-fi starts. First, they patch holes in his DNA with velociraptor DNA. And then you’ve got Leonardo da Vinciraptor.

/grabs idea pad, starts furiously writing

I expect your first article as editor to be titled “I hate Marvel and DC movies more than Donald Trump and Adolf Hitler combined."

Well and truly said.

Sorry! :(

QUICK Robin! To The Bat Ramscoop! We’ve got an Oort Rock to catch!!

My assumption is that he Asteroid belt has long ago had all its parts shoved into place more or less by Jupiter. The Asteroid type your thinking of are called Centaurs. Centaur are in unstable orbits and jostled by Jupiter as they cross it’s path. My guess is that they a) know where most of these are and b) The type…

Say you aren’t leaving us.

But if we get lucky, one of its cousins may whiz even closer to Earth,

I was disappointed it hadn’t already been said! Criminal, I tell you!

That’s like $60? $80?

Or, in my case, whenever possible...

I don’t understand what you’re getting at, but suddenly want a wall built to protect me from it.

I wonder how far forward in time you could go and still understand the language?

“Welcome back to the family, let’s go find your father.”