Much cheaper and not that bad of a substitute for one of Surface-like devices.

I can’t decide between a “Wait, that’s not Jared Leto on set?” joke or a funny one.

More like “Pinful” bags, amiright? Guys, amiright? I’m.

Is there anything stopping old-EU stories/books from being re-written/released? Are there guidelines for keeping this new-EU from reaching something that gets removed from canon?

I like how the "Seacrest" host comes out looking just like the contestant.

Yeah, I've always felt he never died as a child and lived as a hermit. Him being an adult makes no sense otherwise and he doesn't die for real until part IV. Then he's still dead in V. Part VI he's back and is the undead Jason.

More spoiler pictures in the Headline next time, whydontcha?

This is not true.

It's false.

Try using Highwayman or Grave Robber to disarm trap. I don't truly know that it matters but they have succeeded 90% of the time. I'm not too far into it so it might not matter in later stages.

I'm trying to think of a reason it wouldn't just sink to the bottom.

You would think more offense would be taken by the fact that a girl that dresses non-girly is portrayed for a college dropout. Can girly girls not drop out of college? She's a college dropout and dresses and acts like how society (ugh, can't believe I'm having to use that word) perceives college dropouts to be.

"I can also math and science very well, BUT I AM STILL LEARNING TO ENGLISH BETTER."

There. Capitalized the part you left out of the sentence which contained the joke.

"All grown up" = "+2/3 years"

Buttermelons.
Butt-ermelons.

Is that something that'd be funny?

Interesting that no mention of who made the game is in the article.

Must be at least 8 characters long and contain at least 1 capital letter and 1 number.

A winner is you.

He's an ex-assassin that joined the templars.