The sad part is that I was legitimately hoping the video would explain what the fuck I was watching the whole time.

Lena Heady was amazing in the role.

Ash vs. Evil Dead is NOT a reboot, but a continuation of the series.

They talk about Xenu so much that it probably autocorrected to that.

Jesus and Space Jesus in the same movie?

Did he try spinning? That’s a good trick.

all the goddamn memories!

Attack of the Clones is the worst movie in the series. Also, Jake Lloyd was at a very small convention in my fairly small, Indiana hometown last year. He was sitting at a table by himself. No one was talking to him. I pointed him out to my 5 year old, and said “He played young Anakin Skywalker!” The kid nodded…

Sheriff Buford T. Justice might just disagree, you sum bitch.

Only in Dukes Of Hazard reruns.

Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.

Officer tries to remove him from car.

done in one.

This poor guy. Promised fame, money, recognition at an age when he didn’t know what any of those things were, and was delivered infamy, hate, and ridicule. Is it any wonder he ended up like this? His life is irreparably fucked up. And he has rabid fan boys and movie critics to blame for a lifetime of torment over…

Too... Many... Bath salts.... Jar Jar is after me, NO JAR JAR NO... must run, must escape... It wasn't my fault... I WAS JUST A KID

HAHAHAHAHAHA

“Bazda wahota, shag. Dobiellia Nok.”