How is Lucas an asshole exactly? Isn’t this exactly how every person that gives an interview feels about what actually gets written about them, and how every writer feels about the movie made from their original book/idea? Quite frankly, Disney is the asshole for morphing every star wars character with Mickey mouse…

Howard, you are a total and unadulterated asshole and your complete lack of understanding on this tragedy and how policing works are going to get police officers killed. In no way shape or form is the proper thing for an officer to do... so they can come home to their own twelve year old every night.. is to hesitate…

By all means, let’s call the Steelers dirty while making the reason for the late hit a footnote at best.... Protection from another late helmet to helmet hit on his defenseless receiver. Anything else you want to purposely ignore, Mr. Reputable?

None of that even remotely indicates being fed up with goodell. What he’s actually saying is that the fucking players who agreed to the cba are now simply not following it, cheating and acting like shitheads, and then crying to free lawyers when they get punished. At no point in the above statements does he pin…

Does the four game suspension apply to Gisele making him scrub the toilets in the house every morning?

Bruce jenner just killed someone and it’s astounding that half the country has lost their mind and forgotten about this. It’s a disgrace. This manlady was a goddamned circus act long before this and literally someone is dead in the ring and no one notices. Seriously, tom ley and the rest of this absurdity all around…

That’s naive? No, that’s exactly the way it should be. In fact , normally cheats are kicked to the curb ala Pete Rose, and Lance Armstrong. Petchesky, you’ve lost all credibility with this. You new england apologists have no idea how utterly pathetic you sound to normal thinking people. To normal society, liars and…

You cannot put the tag of greatest quarterback of all time on anyone that scrubs his own toilets. Period.

The last time I checked, Warner did not pee his pants and fire the ball directly into the empty turf whenever a defender got within five yards of him. You cannot have the 'best of all time' tag if you do this consistently as a qb, like brady did on a couple of grounding non-calls in this last game. Brady has a great…

The authors start off with "Statistics can say whatever you want it to when it's used irresponsibly or haphazardly." and then they waste no time doing just that... by using the supposed fact that Brady throws the ball quickly to eliminate the entire data set that indicates (even by their own analysis) the Patriots…

It's a typo, but midnight on the day of discovery will always be in the past. If you're doing hard logic puzzles you have to be careful how you type it.

For the record, there's no such thing as a 'Sea Bass'. The fish is actually called a Patagonian Toothfish, renamed so as to make chicks who would never put something icky in their mouth make you spend triple on it at Bonefish Grill, and then subsequently refuse to put something else in their mouth later as a simple…

"One hand on the ball while the defender has both hands on it tucked into his chest defines a possession for the receiver?"

Also, you know what really sums it up best? Jennings' orders were to swat the fucking ball away, not catch the thing, and you can bet your ass the defensive coord. is chewing him a new asshole today, 'catchgate' or not.

Obviously not.

Except his left hand is holding the ball the whole time doofus.

Well, I'm looking at a freeze frame right now of Tate with two hands on the football in the air, and on another screen I have the official NFL statement which quotes the rules stating simultaneous possession goes to the passing team and the call was correct. That's an incontrovertible fact. Just because there's a…

They both initially touched the ball at the same exact time, and if you insist on saying otherwise just to make a point you are delusional. Point: Tates arm was inside between Jennnigs chest and the ball. Unless Tate is a ghost and able to pass through solid material, how did it get there? Look, I agree the refs…

These terrible refs have to go, but I must tell you, under NFL rules, dual possession by opposing players results in the offense getting the ball. Tate clearly had both hands on it at the same time Jennings cradled it in his arm. Touchdown. Now, Tate also pushed off. I've been saying for years that fans at home…

"But the chances of her dying are highly unlikely." - Signed, Dale Earnhardt.