I love those fat Michelins.

I don't blame him. Ford is an evil company that kills people. It's true.

@Unevolved: That was my first thought, too. You'd have to do it while it was sitting at a light, because it retracts when parked.

Lots of comments, but the most important question has yet to be addressed... What the hell is a Fiat BTM???

@clank-o-tron: They do make an X3... or wait, was that a joke?

@Rust-MyEnemy: Thank you. I was beginning to feel alone, which I'm typically not used to here.

@smalleyxb122: Practicality? Really? Screw practicality. I want an SUV that looks like a car, dammit!

The X6 is awesome. For a site that praises El Caminos, AMC Eagles, wagons, and other weird-but-wonderful vehicles, I find the disdain for the X6 out-of-place.

Ever so often I search the 'net for Bechtle prints, but can hardly ever find much of anything.

I attached a firecracker (the kind with two strings, when you pull them it goes off) to a friend's clutch. When he left we were all outside watching as he completely flipped out. He thought his Jeep was on fire. Funny stuff.

It's time to go ahead and face it, the American Top Gear is going to blow ass.

The clown lips are kind of endearing.

I wanted to like this after reading the description, but it's not as cool as it sounds. Maybe the video just doesn't do it justice.

I've always loved this body style.

I would lose a lot of faith in my company if someone that high up was caught in a similar situation. Leaders of companies are supposed to set examples in every aspect of their lives.

@squablow: [jalopnik.com]

I can't believe nobody has mentioned the Veyron yet. I think it probably best fits the definition of ugly-sexy... If the badge said anything different and the performance wasn't what it is, it'd be classified UGLY.

@BlackIce_GTS: That's an actual Studebaker Avanti. There's a small company in Georgia who re-bodies corvettes as the Avanti. I think they're hideous.

Isuzu Vehicross.

Looks like a Robert Bechtle painting. I like it.