Wait, that was him? That might explain why he has always seemed so creepy to me!

I need to figure out how to sign up for Hamptons police blotter updates.

I’m too old to have been a fan of hers, so this show is my first time seeing her, and she is just so charming! I love her deadpan delivery.

It is, indeed.

When you say ‘showered with boos’ did you actually mean to write ‘greeted with cheers’? Or when you said ‘Harry and Meghan’ did you mean to write ‘Boris Johnson’? Because what you’re describing is pretty much the opposite of what happened. The boos were overwhelmed by the cheering.

The whole thing where girls are forced to become mothers because a judge decides they are too immature to have an abortion is just bizarre. How does the cognitive dissonance not break their brains

I send the article to anyone who asks me why I don’t read books by men. This, and @menwritewomen on Twitter

This seems a good time to link to Dierdre Cole’s ‘Men recommend David Foster Wallace’ to me’: https://electricliterature.com/men-recommend-david-foster-wallace-to-me/ and pull a few quotes:

What about the back? Does it go all the way up to the top of your buttcrack? Because if you’re ever sleeping on your back, that’s where it will leak!

I’d agree that it’s damning testimony, but it’s the ACLU being damned, not Amber Heard. They wrote it, they pitched it, and they timed the release to coincide with her movie. And her legal team did rewrites to avoid accusing Depp; so that means that the ACLU version *did* accuse him.

Try reading this: https://jessica.substack.com/p/no-one-is-entitled-to-friends. And then just google ‘is cancel culture real’

I always find it incredible when people don’t have basic baking ingredients/tools, but not everyone learned to cook and bake from scratch as children. 

And there goes my crush on Paul Bettany! Also, if this is how Depp felt about Heard in 2013, why marry her a few years later? The whole relationship just seems toxic from start to finish. And beyond.

So I guess the next step is that it goes to the Senate, where the Republicans and Manchin & Sinema oppose it, and it fails to pass?

I bet the pants had proper pockets!

What confuses me is that buttocks are fat and muscle, and it’s the muscles of animals that we eat. So it would have been the muscle that he removed, right? And aren’t butt muscles necessary for standing, and walking and such? And probably cowgirl?

I was wondering if he actually *is* suicidal, and wants to make sure any investigation into his eventual suicide/attempted suicide is compromised from the start

Right? I’m going to tell the girl on the subway that I love her dress, and she will tell me whether or not it has pockets. People tell me they love my (pink) hair all the time, I tell others that I love their hair, and everyone feels great because a random person thought their hair/makeup/clothes are fabulous enough…

You say that they’re commenting out of concern, which seems like a reasonable thing? I mean, if I showed up one day covered in cuts and bruises and people expressed concern for my well-being, that would hardly be beyond the bounds of propriety? Unless you think the concern is false, which is a whole ‘nother thing, and…

I found it fluffy, and charming, and the costumes not accurate but not with the complete historical disregard of something like Reign. The main female character was bland almost to the point of colourlessness, and I had trouble telling the brothers apart. I know some people complained about the black! characters not…