They should have left typical Charger/Challenger owners with a real dilemma and made them this color:

If it can be retrofitted to spit out Juul pods and mounted in a WRX, I see a huge opportunity. 

This is the first time everybody said what I was thinking. I was almost frustrated with how practical the suggestions were until David Tracy saved the day. Well played, sir.

Holy crap, TORCH made the best suggestion?

Um, it’s spelled “shyt-stirring.”

C8 won’t be worth twice in 10 years 

I hope Torchnisky doesn’t see this comment and then come to me with a 1,200 word post about seatbelts that allow you to safely have sex in a car.

Park at the end and get some exercise.

The efficiency gains are only really relevant on the car maker side of the equation to help them meet milage and emissions goals, the benefit to the consumer is like auto stop/start, which is to say, negligible. 

Click on the Facebook icon in the bottom right of the video. The video here on Jalopnik is cropped and the full version is on Facebook.

As I stated in my grey comment over in pending because I’m not a real person:

I have one of these too, the new government mandated ones are absolute trash.

This is quite possibly the dumbest thing to be offended over.

Wasn’t the iconic two piece woman bathing suit named after the atoll as well? Curious if they feel that is an insult as well...

Yeah, for a proper Torchinsky article their needs to be a part where the buses are charged by pedal powered generators at each seat that convert childhood obesity into electricity.

You okay Torch? This idea is quite logical, practical, and very doable... somewhat atypical for a guy who posits electric eels as range extenders.

Parking on other people’s lawn? Or waking up in the morning to find some asshole has cut the power cable to steal it or just out of mischief? You’re gonna be late for work a lot, I mean your boss might let it slide if you are five minutes late because you needed to put gas in your car because you forgot the night…

Proximity keys >>> Physical keys

It doesn’t. Once it’s set up it works the same as a passive key fob. With the phone in your pocket the door unlocks when you touch the handle. She didn’t read the entire feature instructions. This was a waste of an article. 

Let’s also not forget that “certain” folks have slowly but surely watered down the word “Nazi," using it willy-nilly to label ANYONE they disagree with.