On a Sunfire? You're a goddamn American hero as far as I'm concerned.

Are you crazy? It's a 26 year old car in beautiful condition, for under 2k. NP all day. Buy it, drive it for a year or two, then turn around and sell it for $1600 give or take. Where's the downside?

Not with all that floor space in front of them they don't.

those rear seats look awfully tough to get head in..

Corrola/Camry for 2000-10(in gold of coarse) They're no fun to drive or look at whatsoever, but they don't have a particularly terrible point(they're not the absolute slowest, but not nearly the fastest)

At last! It's the return of the Mohs Ostentatienne Opera Coupe!

Dead ordinary '90s:

The Official Car of the 1990s, in The Official Color of the 1990s.

My buddy was revving the crap out of this car and blew a rod right through the engine block. At least we had a case of PBR in the trunk. Good times.

The Toyota Carolla is the most ordinary car of all the decades. Any decade that it wasn't made was simply due to the fact that people of the time couldn't be bothered to create something so average.

It's a good car, and any of them that are still alive at this point wont have the aluminum head issues, so it's a safer bet. Just stay away from the 350.

LSX swap so I can do 10 seconds down the quarter mile while wearing those awesome USPS short shorts.

Oh oh oh, a fellow old Benz fiend :)

"Press Pay Credit Here or Pay Inside"

Check out some of the specs that the USPS put out when they originally asked companies to submit their designs.

"Each vehicle was required to:

I work for a company that repairs these things. To say they are weird is an understatement. I've spent dozens of hours road testing and driving these things. The front track is narrower than the rear track allowing for a ridiculously tight turning radius but utterly terrifying handling especially in bad weather. The…

The new UPS ones, with the Alero headlights, look super weird. As if Renée Zellweger got really high and then turned into a brown truck.

I lost 20 IQ points watching this, but I ultimately feel like I made the right decision.

You just can't handle all the awesomeness!