VW Vanagon aka T3

Does not count if its snowing out. You can drift anything in the snow. I was drifting my bicycle in the snow when I was 8.

This is the ultimate sleeper. Comfort, space, reliability, great looks. Wagon. What more do you want? What more can you want? 

Crack pipe. I've seen enough X1/9's for a lifetime. I think, actually I know, they are the shittiest cars ever made. My little cousin is obsessed with them, could not talk him out of it, and had to go X1/9 hunting with him. The first one we went to look at, the asshole from Jersey pulled up, it was green and yellow…

This Mexican will have that Corolla running in a week. Love how hard working they are. Don't know what I would do without cheap labor.

Awesome. I just bought a 2013 VW Passat, but I had Volvo and Saab on list also. Originally I wanted a station wagon, but I am 24 and don't need one yet. When I went to Volvo, it seems like they traded places with VW because everything was too round for me. And when I went to Saab there was one 9-5 there and it did not…

Throwing sawhorses is the way to go. In Manhattan, I call this a normal day/night. You wait for a spot for 20 minutes, some scumbag juice head from the Jersey Shore driving a Honda Accord pulls in while you are backing in, tells you to go fuck yourself "hipster" and to go find another spot. Well I did, right around…

If she was in a Benz she would have been laughing. All jokes aside, hope this lady is ok. Has Korea heard of guardrails yet? Maybe someone should inform them.

Omni. Finished. If they call it that I want 5% of sales.

I though I was the greatest motoring Jew......

That's very classy Audi, but thanks to you for starting this ridiculous LED headlight trend, I think Mercedes had some extra LED's laying around.

How do you explain that to your insurance company?

I stopped the video when I heard God made a farmer for the fourth time. Awful commercial.

Music sucks. This kid probably went home and cut his wrists after this video.

Wow that car is ugly as hell.

It should be mandatory that you know how to drive a stick in the United States. I tried to teach a couple of ex's how to drive stick but when I smelt burning clutch or when I would almost break my neck when she took off from first I quickly stopped.

Yeah, thanks a lot 110 year old piping still being used all over Manhattan. I got all caught up in this bullshit yesterday when I went to the city to meet up with this cougar I'm screwing.

Ugly body kit, ugly tails, probably has some eBay angel eyes on the front. I want to torch this car.

What about a W126? I would love to take a 560SEL around Nürburgring in Forza 4. Horizon is fun for going on the highway with a S63 and weaving in and out of Corolla's and Yukon's doing 180 mph.

Any air cooled VW or OM617 Benz diesel.