Bangle is the man. I always liked the ass of that generation 7.

Mitsubishi Mirage?

Some roided out dude like this Lehman scumbag hopped out of his Grand Cherokee one night, Im assuming, to put me to sleep as well because I was "riding his ass." I just got into the guys lane when this occurred. I am the average white guy, like Foster. I have a similar build as he does so I am not a threat to anyone…

You are the exact reason I hate Prius owners. Fucking hipster.

I would do the same thing if I had a new car so the asshat next to me does not slam their door into mine.

I know bought a 2012 police package Charger. I have no idea where he got the car, he's one of those scheming Isralies. Anyway, this car had a laptop, lights, sirens, everything a cop car has this car did. He pulled me over and I thought it was a real cop. He was driving in Manhattan one night and got pulled over by…

I hope its not real a GT 40 and only a replica. And if it is, the guy doesn't deserve to own that car.

I don't do too much self repair on my car since I just got a 2012 and everything is under warrantee. When I was younger though, really the only thing I've done to my car's were minor scratches, dent's, lost a screw, or wired something the wrong way.

And some people have life and go out and drink with real people. And afterwards I enjoy coming home and reading Jalopnik. Unlike yourself who is an impudent asshole who trolls Jalopnik all night then wacks off before you go to bed. And again, unlike yourself, I got blown that night and you're trying to rip me for…

And you should feel like shit for being alive. And your mother should REALLY feel like shit not knowing who your dad is.

I couldn't afford the Passat TDI :(

This new comment system sucks balls and I do not know where else to write it or complain about it. When I logged on Jalopnik in the morning I had one or two replies. Not only is this new shit you have set up confusing as hell and I am a 23 year old, it does not make any sense. So whoever from the Jalopnik staff had…

Take take Tom. And thanks for your contributions to Jalopnik. Always enjoyed most of your articles and wish you all the best.

If you didn't know that South Beach Towing, Lizard Lick, Operation Repo, were not staged, you do not have a brain.

I never fail at anything. No but seriously I never screwed up anything too bad. Maybe a scratch but thats about it.

I'd love to see what people would have to say if this was one of Jalopniks "Help the Police Catch this Criminal" articles. That would be hilarious.

Brt, I live in NYC and I'm almost sure I don't have any rally schools over here. Are their any kind of websites that lists the locations of school's like this? Thanks.

Does anyone know what kind of car the gold one that hit the dude that ran the light is? I'm thinking 84 Oldsmobile Delta 88/98 2 door.

Why can't one, at least one, of these broads driving naked be somewhat good looking. I'm more disappointed this didn't happen in Florida then this chick looking like the shit I took this morning.

America, and I'm not just saying this for shits and giggles, but Florida has THE worst drivers in the country. I think the average age of the average driver is 80 in Florida. Here in NYC is not much better since everyone here came from a third world country and learned to drive on a dirt road in a Trabant. Then they…