I drive a car because people and public transportation stinks and sucks. I rather spend my $10,000 a year owning a car then sit next to fat nasty people in the NYC Subway.

Glad you're ok.

Shooting Brake CLS > 5 Series GT

Does the guy taking the video have fucking Parkinson's or something? This dude needs a tripod.

Who is Reich967 and why does he have every car commercial ever made on YouTube? He's the man for having all these commercials but where the hell does he get them?

Lauer is the man.

When I was a little older my dad would give me the keys and tell me to tell the cops I stole the car if I ever got pulled over. You had the see the looks I would get from people staring at a 12 year old kid driving a brand new S500.

The 6.9 from Ronin. But I really, you're probably better off in a silver 2000-2012 Asian sedan.

If everyone in the world drove a Crown Vic I think it would be a better place.

Nothing. I have lived in New York City for my entire life and only took the train before I had my drivers license. And that was 20 years ago when I was 4 and I wanted to take a ride on the train with my grandfather. I didn't like it too much I guess. The people who use public transportation in NYC for the most part…

Only if.

At first I thought it was a Subaru, but after reading witnesses say its a sedan, it has to either be a Camry or Accord.

A front end collision?

Someone help the slow people. I have to click those little squares that are smaller then my mouse icon to see all the great opinions of Jalopniks? Absurd.

Sauu-uudis use 10W CHUUU. I can't breath dude. Have I been living under a rock of some shit that I haven't seen this in 2 years. Definitely going to check out his other stuff this dude is hilarious.

Correct. I consider this "Doing 80 in North American Japanese cars then pulling the e-brake and then taking it from there." But Goth does have a point. Drifting is sliding. There is a big abandoned airfield near me. If I'm bored I'll just go screw around in there. Completely empty and I find something new every time I…

I have no problem with my face blasted in the paper. I get that shit all the time where I live but the pussies can't say something to my face instead leave letters in my mailbox. Every chance I get to take home a shit box with no muffler I'll be sure to come home late and leave early for work at 5,000 RPM. Scumbag…

Injured P71, injured P71. Its only just a window but still. Fuck these white trash and humans. Humans are a dime a dozen. Obviously they don't make P71's anymore this one looks clean and no one seems to care. *Edit* After reading below, people seem to do. Thank you.

Awesome dude. Cant wait to sing this to the next Middle Eastern customer that comes in a Audi.

Classic. Love the screams until the dude hits the floor. We're all going to hell.