Why doesn't anyone else find this hilarious? I can't stop laughing.

If I'm flying I'm flying in a Town Car. Look how minimal the damage is after a crash landing!

Heres a pic I took from my house from my phone. I was too lazy to walk down to the beach and too lazy to charge my good camera. I have 14 more. I have one with the new World Trade Center directly behind it. If you can do something with the graininess Im sure it would be a good picture.

Number 9. Fucking up in front of a couple of hundred drunk white rednecks. I don't think their axel falling off is their biggest problem. And what number 7 wrote is the truth. He's not a douche at all.

I wish we could get away with shit like this in America. The cops would be on your ass in 2.2

When I get into situations like that the guy being a security guard is enough satisfaction for me to walk away. I can see the guard being a douche cause they always are, but driving your car through a door and fucking it up isn't really a FU to the guard as much as it is to the guy who owned the car.

"This thing got airbags? Your side does, I don't know about mine" Lmao

Bull shit Nazi cock suckers.

I can't believe this lady is 35 years old.

I though I was the only one that was disappointed that she's not from Florida. I guess not.

Im not even rich and it costs that much to have a good night out. $40 to park sounds normal to me, and dinner with a cheap date is $200. These kids are cheap fucks.

Lmfao.

Im not too sure if I want to cruise at 135 mph in one of those.

Are those screams I hear until those bodes hit the floor?

Awesome.

W126. Best car for anything.

Lmao Houston is a shit hole. You put the shuttle there and it won't be there the next day. Tomorrow when I go to Manhattan I'll be sure to stop and take a picture for you. Stop being a bitch.

What a bunch of classy people down there in Florida.

It doesn't matter if your doing the speed limit or not. Its New York City and its pretty obvious you never been there. Cars make left turns from right lanes, busses come out of no where. Speed has absolutely nothing to do with it. A friend of mines uncle was on his bicycle and got killed riding in NYC. So your going…

Thank you because there is nothing more that I love then driving in New York City and having to watch out for darting pedestrians, cab drivers that got their licenses' on dirt roads in third world countries, and now motorcyclists who treat the city like its their personal race track. So when I switch lanes and you…