I can't relate to Australian car commercials since I'm American and nothing else outside America really matters/even exists.

Its so stupid how some of these things work. Fucking government and their VIN numbers.

S-Class Mercedes. First car was an S-Class Mercedes and my last car will be a S-Class Mercedes.

Thank you sir. You see, M5 going 186 + Rich old German and some 20 year old whore = good story.

Congrats on COTD. You have won this Chauffeur who drives a beautiful Lexus. Your Chauffeur will be arriving at your door shortly to take you to your least favorite building in your area.

Is it me or is this thing confusing as shit?

F1 crashes suck. Everyone walks away from an F1 crash the car is designed for that shit. Lets see some production cars, Chevy Ventures going 120 and hitting a pole and the guy walking out type stuff.

My childhood hero car is when my dad came home with one of these brand new. Naturally my first car was a W126, not a 560 but a 300SE. I sold it but like everyone else now I'm looking to buy one again. Not a 300 but a 560 SEL like my parents drove.

No way don't you see the the grill is way off....

I THINK THAT VEHICLE IS A 2009 CHEVY SILVERADO. The cops started getting lazy once they found out Jalopnik can identify cars better then them.

At least you tried to warn me. That dude is giving me nightmares tonight.

Rich Russian driving a Range Rover.

What I couldn't understand is the accuracy in which these people do all their other experiments but couldn't get that bus straight off a ramp. Asian drivers....

You might as well right down every plate number of every car that passes you doing 10 over the speed limit and fax it to the cops at the end of the day. I live here and the dude is not even going fast. All those cars are 45 he was doing maybe 70. Its a road with a ton of curves.

Took the words right out of my mouth.

I always say I don't mean to sound like a dick. Does that mean I am one? She's not that good looking. I swear some guys will screw anything with a pulse. Have some standards.

They C U as well

Dodge Stratus? Or Lincoln MKS

That new Ranger will never get the love and care it deserved.

Have one outside that I use once a year that I totally forgot how bad ass that thing would be in Europe.