Has your geriatric specialist ever suggested you to remove the three-foot long rod protruding from your ass?

Nah, the problem is that Carolina’s too snivelly and butthurt to ever taste their own medicine or congratulate an opponent that soundly outplayed them. All they can retort with is “DURR BUT WE’RE GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS AND YOU’RE AT HOME.” Wow, so by your own admission, you choked so badly that you lost to a…

Oh gosh yeah Kirby Delauter, how did we forget about Kirby Delauter just Kirby Delautering around town with his Kirby face and his Delauter demeanor

Bethseda Furious — Want Exclusive Rights to Break Their Own Games

♫ HGH you work so gooooood ♫

I can’t decide if the league has gotten this competitive or the league is all around diminishing. Anyone can beat anyone!

Arsenal fan logic: acknowledge first, decry second, whine third, stop counting, end with a hypocritical statement that undermines the majority of your prior statement.

Arsenal fans are the best.

With a win today, Arsenal would have gone top of the table. They never miss an opportunity to miss an opportunity.

You must be pissed about 4-0?

Yeah, when people complain about the prequels (and they should) I really think that Hayden takes a lot of blame that rests on Lucas’s shoulders. Maybe he’s not the best actor, but he nailed all the physical-emoting scenes. I remember there was a behind-the-scenes look at ROTS and Hayden did a really good job with an…

Agreed. That was definitely the best-executed scene in the whole movie and one of the few that had any real emotional impact. I did think Anakin’s final conversation with Padme (culminating with him Force-choking her before he and Obi-Wan start pontificating at each other) was also reasonably effective on that level.

How are they different from ISIS?

So...this guy went from being a mid-major market TV news anchor to a full-time YouTuber based on his cute kids and ginchy wife, and can afford that house?

Why the fuck does college even exist? Why doesn’t everybody live in Charlotte?

“Wow what a vicious hit! His head will be ringing for days!”
“Nonsense. Case Keenum is fine.”

Glad the NFL takes better care of their players now.

I remember one where the narrator proudly quotes a player as saying something like:

How about Carlos Delgado aka Charles Slim

That’s a great one. I’m also a fan of Christian Ronald (Cristiano Ronaldo), Oscar of the hole (Oscar de la Hoya), and Wilt Warrior (Wilton Guerrero)

My personal favorite is Joe Table (Jose Mesa).

I prefer “cartwheeling monorail salesman”