♫ HGH you work so gooooood ♫

I can’t decide if the league has gotten this competitive or the league is all around diminishing. Anyone can beat anyone!

Arsenal fan logic: acknowledge first, decry second, whine third, stop counting, end with a hypocritical statement that undermines the majority of your prior statement.

Arsenal fans are the best.

With a win today, Arsenal would have gone top of the table. They never miss an opportunity to miss an opportunity.

You must be pissed about 4-0?

How are they different from ISIS?

So...this guy went from being a mid-major market TV news anchor to a full-time YouTuber based on his cute kids and ginchy wife, and can afford that house?

Why the fuck does college even exist? Why doesn’t everybody live in Charlotte?

“Wow what a vicious hit! His head will be ringing for days!”
“Nonsense. Case Keenum is fine.”

Glad the NFL takes better care of their players now.

I remember one where the narrator proudly quotes a player as saying something like:

How about Carlos Delgado aka Charles Slim

That’s a great one. I’m also a fan of Christian Ronald (Cristiano Ronaldo), Oscar of the hole (Oscar de la Hoya), and Wilt Warrior (Wilton Guerrero)

My personal favorite is Joe Table (Jose Mesa).

holy fucking shit we found each other

It’s also just fun to translate names of Latin athletes into English and call them that full time.

To pile on with the pedantry, the dos in Portuguese isn’t the number two, but the plural definite masculine article. So he is really Johnny of the Saints.

His dad is zizinho, a brazilian who played in mexico

Yes, but his last name is Brazilian. He's Mexican because his Brazilian father moved there to play when Gio and Jonathan were born.

It would be cooler except for the fact that its the “Kim” of Brazilian last names

I prefer “cartwheeling monorail salesman”