I'm incredibly impressed with how you're dealing with the absolute grundle of the commentariat who are ignorantly crapping all over what I found a well-written, personal piece.

^Didn't read the article.

Sorry you're gagging on dicks.

Holy fuck, the gibberish burns.

Robben had a nice tan in that clip.

Did you fuck your neighbor's sister right in her pussy?

So essentially all CEOs are Carson Palmer and Jay Cutler.

Oh another "Blank...with zombies!" thing. How trite.

Oh wow, seeing the screenshot at the top of the page immediately brought back memories of playing MadMaze on my uncle's computer and subsequently being banned from playing on his computer after I racked up a bigger Prodigy bill in one long weekend at his house than he did in a month.

Haha, being unable to remove Moukandjo from the lineup was why I started a new BAP as a player-manager.

Having played as a midfielder with Moukandjo in FIFA Be a Pro I understand why Assou-Ekotto did that. Missed the match but i assume Assou-Ekotto delivered 4 or 5 perfect through balls that got Moukandjo one on one only to watch him chip them 10 yards behind the net.

0-0, Bears won.

In second grade I was at a classmate's birthday party where he got Ghosts n Goblins for the Genesis. He blew off the rest of his gifts and immediately started playing the game. After two hours and every kid at the party trying and failing to beat level 2 the birthday boy ran across his living room and kicked the top…

Burners producing the dumbest comments outside of Yahoo News...what's new?

Skill barrier, eh? Prove it. Video of you curling a free kick into the top right corner from 25 yards out.

#hotsportstake

They might have lost Ribery but they've got Morgan Schneiderlin TOP HOLDING MIDFIELDER ON THE PLANET (Saints tinted glasses fully on)

Yeah the deadspin preview made it seem like the backline was Rakitic and three pylons. I watched Lovren all year with Saints and they were far better defensively when he was healthy.

The boxart is allowed to use racist tropes, being allowed to do so doesn't exempt Ubisoft from people calling them out for using said tropes.