In my 29 years of living in Boston I have not once heard a single person call the Red Sox the "Red Sawx" without following it up with "but seriously folks, try the fish."

Once more, with feeling!

When I was 12 my mom and a few aunts thought it would be a great idea to rent a cabin up in the White Mountains of NH so their children could have a ski vacation on the cheap during February break. Despite the fact that I'd been skiing for about 5 years at this point I decided I had to go snowboarding because my older…

It's one book series and a television show, I'm sure I'll manage to find something else to entertain me from the cultural backlog of 6000 years of Civilization.

You basically just described my experience with the books; slogged through the first 200 some odd pages of the first one before giving up on it, wikipedia-ed the plot to the rest and just shook my head.

YES! YES! YES!

Thoughtfully fingers second onion offense card

I read a friend's facebook status about 2048 the other day where he asked for recommendations of similar games. I excitedly ran down all the PS1 Wipeout games he could borrow off me and shared my love of F-Zero GX. He was very confused and not at all interested in challenging anti-gravity racing combined with killer…

Chingada tu madre, por favor.

Pffft, if you weren't on makeoutclub you weren't living.

The only time this sentence will ever be typed:
Charles Hamilton was far better at doing this.

Which 2000-02 Pitchfork Anticon/Northern State review did you plagiarize this shit from?

Being aware of Japan's harsh drug laws made A$AP Yams' instagram photos from Japan even more hilarious when he'd post photos of ounces surrounded by liters of codeine in public places.

Nice headline, TSN.

TSN's headline on that Islanders game, oof

Best drug sequence: Anytime I found a vial of Zyme in Deus Ex, used it and then had a chaser of every beer in my inventory.

Haha, I remember grabbing the Wii Trilogy for $30 new (plus a $10 gift card) at Target a month before I got a Wii for Christmas. My wife thought it was the dumbest idea ever, buying a game before I owned the console to go with it, but time's proven me right. The trilogy along with a copy of Suikoden 2 I picked up for…

Can I copy this comment if Deadspin ever covers the New England Revolution's kit reveal?

Adidas produces template kits that look terrible, at least Nike gives each team under its umbrella a unique visual identity.