YES! YES! YES!

Thoughtfully fingers second onion offense card

I read a friend's facebook status about 2048 the other day where he asked for recommendations of similar games. I excitedly ran down all the PS1 Wipeout games he could borrow off me and shared my love of F-Zero GX. He was very confused and not at all interested in challenging anti-gravity racing combined with killer…

Chingada tu madre, por favor.

Pffft, if you weren't on makeoutclub you weren't living.

The only time this sentence will ever be typed:
Charles Hamilton was far better at doing this.

Which 2000-02 Pitchfork Anticon/Northern State review did you plagiarize this shit from?

Being aware of Japan's harsh drug laws made A$AP Yams' instagram photos from Japan even more hilarious when he'd post photos of ounces surrounded by liters of codeine in public places.

Nice headline, TSN.

TSN's headline on that Islanders game, oof

Best drug sequence: Anytime I found a vial of Zyme in Deus Ex, used it and then had a chaser of every beer in my inventory.

Haha, I remember grabbing the Wii Trilogy for $30 new (plus a $10 gift card) at Target a month before I got a Wii for Christmas. My wife thought it was the dumbest idea ever, buying a game before I owned the console to go with it, but time's proven me right. The trilogy along with a copy of Suikoden 2 I picked up for…

Can I copy this comment if Deadspin ever covers the New England Revolution's kit reveal?

Adidas produces template kits that look terrible, at least Nike gives each team under its umbrella a unique visual identity.

Sorry, should have mentioned in the US. http://magicwandoriginal.com/

Hitachi actually dropped all their brandung from the Magic Wand packaging (while still manufacturing it) in 2013. The new distributor acknowledges the primary use most wands get and actually play it up.

Fisticuffs you cad? I'll pepper YOUR porridge!

First kickstarter I ever backed because I'm not content to jam like the rest, I want to slam like the best. And I figured here's my chance to do my dance on that kickstarter, alright!

I disagree, it's a very good game, but I think Donkey Kong is the best game ever.