Black Sukhoi 37A, lock on and kill four yellow squadron on the first pass. TREMBLE AT MY FEET, I AM THE HARBINGER OF YOUR DOOM

Ace Combat 04:Shattered Skies-Agnus Dei

I do, that's why I mentioned I'm not thrilled with a remake of one of my favorite games hamstrung by F2P

I never got around to playing 6, my 360 RROD around when it came out and when I finally got a new 360 it slipped my mind. Will probably check it out soon though, I'm sure I have a gift card kicking around that I could throw on it. My nephew somehow got really into Assault Horizon, to the point of spamming me on Live…

The Ace Combat series from 04 through Zero is probably my favorite gaming "trilogy". Just absolutely perfect arcade flight combat gameplay, incredible visuals that still hold up, great soundtracks (seriously, the Megalith mission in 04) and an interesting universe/storytelling. Yet I have zero interest in free-to-play…

It's the same way I feel about watching golf. I played fairly seriously nearly every weekend from 6th grade through high school and still play occasionally as an adult but I've never been able to stomach watching more than 45 minutes of a major (Tiger's win at the '97 Masters being the only exception)

Why skin last season's matchball if it's not going to be in the retail game?

Does that kid ever deliver my goddamned tofu!?

Holy fuck. When's the next Klan meeting.

Aside from Divekick (and a very cute fat chick cosplaying Finn the human) this was the highlight of my PAXEast experience.

Haha I still own this, bought it used from EB Games with my first summer job paycheck. It still has the PREOWNED:$24.99 sticker on the cover. I know that sticker would be a great troll if I were to sell it for at least $150, but I hold onto it.

I don't even own a PS1, PS2 or backwards compatible PS3. Yet I still hold…

Got you on that

This whole, sub-buzzfeed wall of images with zero insight garbage has to stop. I know how to use Google Images too.

My now deceased grandfather worked on the Seawise Giant when I was a kid. I remember taking the drive down from Boston with my grandma to pick him up from the Giant in Newark. More accurately, I don't remember any of the drive because I slept most of the time but the image of that ship docked at the end of the pier…

Renowned troll and MRA doucher the Amazing Atheist? Get the fuck off my plane.

Haha, the NES Max! I found one of those in a garden behind my apartment complex when I was a kid. As soon as I plugged it in I realized why the previous owner chucked it out their back window.

The most ergonomic controller ever made.

3 years old, yelling for the turbo from the backseat of my mom's '88 Lancer Shelby as we pass some Sunday drivers on our way down MA Route 3

Wasn't Empire the apex rather than nadir of the franchise?

Considering how much time I sink into FIFA this effectively seals no WiiU for me (well that and I play FIFA with my cousins overseas so we need the same consoles)