He says he bought two cars from a Miami dealer but the car is from Naples, which is 120 miles away on the West side of Florida...hmmm.

Does it run good?

Skip the suit and motorcycle...get this instead....

I find it easier to just pronounce it “Volkswagen”.

I hate getting stuck on an escalator...

I’m just floored by all the answers. Fortunately they gave me a lift.

I hope they paid the $99 for Amazon Prime so they could get it delivered in 2 days.

You’ll feel much better if you go listen to some AC/DC music.

I love all these electrifying comments.

I still prefer my E92 M3. Something about the sound at 8500 rpms of a naturally aspirated V8 engine. The E46 M3 is my second choice for the looks and handling and fewer electronics. Turbos just don’t do for me. To me, the 1M and M2 look like a cheap running shoe. I can’t get used to the shape or the feel. I still…

She can tighten my nuts anytime.

Maybe the cop had the radar gun set for kph....208 kph = 129 mph. Seems more reasonable.

So what happens if you put one in Drive, the other in Reverse....and floor the gas?

He should have been picked to be the new James Bond.

I think that’s a Lambo, dude.

I pull out at about 100 rpms...to cool off.

Bimmer (sounds like a name for a dog)

With all the writing on the pan, they should have busted him for texting while driving.

It would have been better if the young lady in the red bikini rode the bike through the carwash.

I saw the title of this article and I thought it was about Justin Beiber or Chris Brown.