So it’s OK to get a PT Cruiser?

Watch out for exotic dancers...there’s a lot of “stiff” competition for them, and they are very high maintenance.

The problem with street racing is like everything in life one does...they don’t expect to die. Whether it be cliff jumping in a winged suit or that seemingly innocent text while driving down the street. I don’t think anyone ever says or even thinks they will die if they street race. Flying in a plane causes death if…

What, no Oldsmobile? 442 4-ever.

Testing out the pedestrian hood impact system?

Why’d you turn?....I told you not to turn.

I’d be willing to bet you could talk them down to $500,000 on that ‘91 Corolla. Hey, 50% discount!

I had two...a 1970 Squareback (dark green) and a 1973 Squareback (Screaming Yellow) with factory air. Every time the A/C compressor came on, the car lost about 5 mph speed on the highway. 65 gross horsepower which I believe dropped to 48 net horsepower. Loved those cars. Both were bought brand new. I still have the…

Passengers who open the door with their foot (kick the door open) leaving their footprint on the door panel. Same goes for people who drag their size 14 boots across the threshold, scuffing the crap out of it. Pick up your feet please. Also passengers who see a bug hit the windshield and then appear to try to scrape…

I was under the impression that you wouldn’t be eligible to buy the Le Ferrari unless you already owned several Ferrari’s. I thought the number was around 5 or 6 Ferrari’s you had to have in your stable. I don’t think Bieber has that many Ferrari’s...yet. Like they say about Justin Bieber: His fans are called…

He should have bought the 442 with the 400 cu. in. engine....only “400” of them built!

Maybe he's keeping it for the new Civic he'll be buying.

My very first car was a 1962 VW Bug with the big cloth sunroof. I bought it in 1968 when I was 19 years old for $300 with only 29,000 miles from a little old lady. Every fender had a dent in it, but I didn't care. I learned how to adjust the valves, change the oil, replace spark plugs, rebuild a tiny carb on that car.…

One needs to find the last empty space on the right side. Most drivers are alone and so that way no one opens a door on your car.

No food on the set?....What could possibly go wrong?

The crazy crapper from Cleveland, err Akron.

So now when you get mugged on the street, they get your cash, cell phone, watch, and your car. Would someone really buy a gold $10K Apple watch?

Well Ferrari did drop the "F150" logo from La Ferrari so people wouldn't confuse the Ferrari with a Ford pickup.

I should have watched the whole video first to see it was a spoof.