Because I'm super hot.

Because we're dumb?

-1 pt for calling yourself "Plastic Jesus". Not clever, not original, there's already a 40 y.o. song with that title.

That is the greatest headline of all time, Madeleine.

chick on the right is definitely not a Pats fan, nothing deflated about those... AMIRITE?

Dude Kars for Kids is the devil incarnate. Just one second of that song is all that it takes for it to get lodged in my brain.

like do i think they are racist

+1,000

Well Venus and Aphrodite at the same damn time.

There's a difference, I think we can agree, between a public space and a public forum.

A creep is a creep.

Oh man, I don't have a story, but I've been waiting for this all morning!

I feel like this could be summed up by saying "If you're a guy, don't talk to a girl you don't know on twitter"

This is probably the first article in adequate man that was really unnecessary.

I have nothing to say on the article, just wanted to note that the Pioneer backpack in the previous post is one of the ugliest bags I've ever seen in my life. I wouldn't take it if it was $13, much less $113.

Never be the guy who says, "Man, that was the worst 9 I've played in a while. I never hit them like this."

unless you and/or one of the players maintains an accurate USGA handicap below 5 - the key to the day is spending time in a relaxing way. So, yes - don't act like an ass. Know the rules, but, leave enforcement to Boss man. Play quickly, and don't abuse the course (replace divots, rake bunkers, treat greens nicely).…

If you can't keep it around bogey golf, you are not going to have a good time. Avoid the outings at all costs. Unfortunately, given social pressures, you might get roped into these situations anyway... Set the expectation early that you are not very good. If you regularly put up a 95, say you will be happy to break…

9. Absolutely destroy him.

You are forgetting the most important advice. If you aren't good, at least play fast. Not a joke. I've played with some great golfers and I'm not so good. But if you keep it going and are on the green at the same time as everybody else, everybody is happy when you say "7" instead of "4" - nobody wants to watch a scrub…